Saturday, November 29, 2008

How to Stimulate the Economy

750 billion sounds like an astronomical figure, but in comparison, it wouldn't even be enough money to support the War on Terror since 9/11. And that is just specific money for the war, not the overall defense budget. But with smart spending, the government could stimulate the economy enough and get people to stop worrying.

The capitalist system is pretty simple, it needs to constantly expand to create new jobs; otherwise the economy enters a recession, depression or some other down turn. The formula is basic; new jobs=happy economy. But it's difficult to come up with new jobs. We saw a creation of a new job market in the 80's with development of a Cold War military and in the 90's with the internet. America needs something new to stimulate the economy and I have the answer.

Go green. There are millions of potential jobs out there if the government mandated that people and business's went green. The fear all along has been that saving the environment would destroy the economy since it would increase costs. The idiots who had that idea are the ones who put us in this position. Just think of the number of jobs required to recycle. In Germany, they only pick up your trash every other week and the container they give you is probably smaller than your kitchen waste basket. But it actually isn't a problem. They give you another container for paper, one for bio-degradable and another for plastics and packaging. All of which are much larger than the residual trash can. And it's not just the individual who is required to recycle; companies have to do the same thing.

The next step in going green would be to force companies to abide by strict emission standards. This has been the biggest hang up since companies claim that costs would soar and prices would rise out of control. The simple answer is this, if goods that are imported into the US don't meet the production standards established, and then enforce a stricter tariff on those goods. That will help level the playing field between the US and overseas manufactures plus it would create jobs by requiring either the government or private industry to ensure goods are manufactured in a way that isn't severely damaging the environment.

Next, the US needs to create alternative energy sources, either by wind, sun or possibly nuclear. There are wind and solar power plants all over the place in Germany and you know what, it isn't an eye sore. Even modern wind mills are very peaceful looking. We have some that are literally in our back yard and not once have I ever said that it ruins the landscape. Acid rain destroyed forests and smoke stacks destroy the landscape much more than wind mills and solar panels.

The final step would be to mandate different farming and food processing standards. McDonalds has ruined the way that Americans get their food. Long gone are the days of a single farmer selling his cows to a butcher, a skillful butcher carving the beef to be freshly delivered to the market. Now, huge corporations hire the cheapest labor possible and mass produce food in the least sanitary, borderline disgusting way possible. Thousands of jobs would be produced if a few criteria were established. First, increase the minimum square footage required by each animal. If you've ever looked into a chicken or turkey farm, you understand what I mean. Those birds are stacked on top of each other. By increasing the required space, you'll be less likely to eat a chicken that has survived on it's of feces for the last 2 years. Second, mandate much stricter control over food processing. I'd eat happier knowing that the guy who cut my steak actually knew a little bit about cows. Third, restrict the amount and type of steroids and antibiotics that are given to livestock. Finally, require that all cattle be grain fed. Cows don't naturally eat corn, so why do we feed it to them? All of these steps would increase food costs, but that is long overdue. It will reinvigorate the farming industry and would allow the government to stop subsidizing it to death.

Overall, the government needs to change its mentality from keeping costs low, to providing jobs. The costs will take care of themselves. If something costs too much, people won't buy it and businesses will still find a way to meet the needs of the people. Eating a quarter pounder twice a day isn't a right guaranteed by the constitution.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

I just wasted the last hour...

Looking up covers 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia's' Day-man. For your sake, don't type it into a youtube search engine.

Police: Couple had sex in Metrodome restroom during Gophers game - TwinCities.com

Police: Couple had sex in Metrodome restroom during Gophers game - TwinCities.com
I've been in the Metrodome's bathrooms a few times and It is on the bottom of the list as far as places I'd like to have sex.

6 Shows I’m Watching

The Ultimate Fighter (FX). I've had my ups in down with reality TV, but I'm a big fan of the Ultimate Fighting Championship and this show is really just an extension of that. It revolves around a bunch of guys trying to get a Ten-thousand dollar UFC contract. It is amazing what a person will do for ten grand. They don't do any stupid voting or special immunity games. It is all about winning fights. The winner of each fight advances with the overall winner wins the contract. The other half of the show is all the guys getting wasted and trying their best not to get into fights at the house.

Entourage (HBO). Unless you've been under a rock for the last 4 years, you've heard of this show. I thought the first season was phenomenal, but thought the show was slipping up for during season 3 and 4. It picked up a little bit this season, but it still has some flaws. I think they've missed their mark in spreading the story line so much. I think they'd be better off focusing on Eric and Vince. Turtle and Drama are bit characters that have taken too much of role in the show. It's still worth half hour of your time.

Chuck (NBC). You have to suspend reality for a hour every week to enjoy this one. It is totally off the wall, extremely cheesy, but it also doesn't try to force laughs down your throat like most sitcoms. The show centers around a guy who has basically been thrown into the world of the CIA and NSA. Each episode has some terrible climax, but characters are easy to like, the sound track is a solid B+ and they continually bring in new hot chicks. This is a show I'd probably not enjoy if I had to remember to tune in every week, but since I steal it off the internet and watch it when I want without commercials; I've really grown to like it.

Brotherhood (SHO). Politics and gangsters, what more could you want in a drama? It doesn't try hard to make itself like the Soprano's, but it has taken too much of an ethnic line. The characters are all basically what you'd expect of politician and petty gangsters; they are dirt bags. They drink too much, do drugs and cheat on their spouses. The premise is based on a true story, which makes the story line a little more believable. I'm not sure what kind of ratings it gets, but I have the feeling next season will be its last.

The Office (NBC). At some point I thought this was the funniest show on television hands down. I'm not sure what the writers had in mind when the made Michael a complete asshole, but it hasn't worked. The brought in the chick from the Wire and tried to hook him up with her, but it totally didn't work for me. I've never once met a girl who was that weird or who'd put up with a jerk like that which made it feel very phony. Hopefully they come up with some way to turn it around.

Friday Night Lights (Who the hell knows?). My all-time favorite book is made into a TV show that has nothing to do with the book. Yeah, it centers on a high school football team and the town that is obsessed with it, but book was considerably rawer and didn't have nearly as many positive things to say about the town. But after dropping down last season, this season has really been great. They've done away with the unbelievable story lines (except for the idea that Riggins is 18) and made it a serious drama with a little football mixed in. I'd never watch the show if it weren't for the title and I think there are probably millions of women out there that aren't watching it because of the title. Bonus: Hot chicks galore.


 


 

Auto Industry

There is a large amount of speculation about what is going to happen with the American Auto industries big three. The question is, whether or not to give them $25 Billion dollars in government funds in order to survive the next year. What happens after that? The big three supposedly has a game plan to turn into money making companies by cutting health care and retirement costs while also introducing new automobiles that people will actually want to buy.

I'm not going to bash the big 3 anymore than they've already been bashed. If you need some fodder, watch Roger and me and listen to the White Stripes. But what I will do is speculate on what is going to happen.

Currently, the Republicans are standing firm on not supporting a relief plan for the big 3 and by the time they lose their spots in the House and Senate, the big 3 will already be screwed. So in order to make a relief plan that the republicans would support and GW would sign, they'll need more concessions from the auto industry and specifically from the United Auto Workers (UAW). Republicans have never, ever been know as pro-union and would do well with their deep pocketed supporters if they were able to stick it to one of the most powerful unions in the US right before they lose all power in legislative and executive branches.

I imagine that the republicans will ask for the 2010 UAW concessions earlier than originally planned, so the employee's health care benefits and retiree benefits will take a hit one year prior to what was originally planned.

The UAW is not a halo angel, but this situation reflects a greater problem in the US economy. The individual employee and/or union is responsible for providing health care and retiree benefits. Because of that, those companies who do provide it have become uncompetitive in the global economy. You don't think so? Take a drive across Alabama. There are thriving auto plants all across the state, but none of them are American owned. Hyundai, Mercedes and Honda all have plants there. But what separates them from the big 3 is that they don't provide union wages or benefits.

You may think, 'well, it works for them, so why not for the big 3'. If the big 3 doesn't provide health care for its employees, they won't get health care. If Honda doesn't provide health care for its employee in Japan, they are still going to get health care. Their government provides it. Germany? Yep. Korea? They get it too.

Now you right wingers will say 'but our health care system is the best in the world because of competition'. How good is the best health care in the world if you don't have access to it?

So our auto industry is on life support and it's only a matter of time before they get a bail out. But just look at how they'll change along with the work force.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Brett Faaav rey

Did you check out the game yesterday? The opening drive by the Jets was simply jaw dropping. They moved down the field against a top 3 defense with no problems. Favre lazered throw after throw into the chests of his receivers and the play calling was such that the Titans were constantly on their heals. They just looked like a complete team.

I couldn't imagine saying that at the beginning of the season when it looked like Favre and Coles where arguing with each other over some ex-girlfriend or something. But now it looks like Coles realized that maybe Chad Pennington and is bubble gum arm wasn't the best guy to have throwing the ball to you and that Favre puts him in better positions to make yards after the catch. YAC is something we just didn't see with Pennington. His little hitches and swing passes usually stopped where the ball was caught.

Compile that with a semi-dominant running game, and the Jets laid the wood to the Titans. If they can somehow play at this level for the next 8 weeks, we'll see them in the AFC championship game.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

A cross between Rage Against the Machine/Cake/Veruca Salt/Eminem


I'm probably a little behind the curve on this one, but I've been listening to this band called 'Flobots' and the best way to describe is like a cross between those 4 bands. There songs are just catchy enough to be played on top 40 radio, you've probably heard 'Handlebars', but their lyrics are extremely powerful. From the music I listen to, their music most reflects what we just witnessed in the recent election. A significant swing in people voting for the welfare of mankind, and not for war profiteers and campaign's based on religious propaganda.


Give the CD a listen. I believe it will wake up some of your emotions.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Battle for the Axe


I hate the Badgers more than blisters on my feet and public bathrooms. They make my stomach turn. I mean Madison is a nice town, but it has stupid cows everywhere, no strip bars and I've always had a hard time getting something to eat at 3 in the morning. But the Onion started there and it's fun to get drunk there. But the Badger fans and the team are assholes. For whatever reason, they are extremely cocky. I've heard people call Minnesota East Wisconsin in terms of college football recruiting. Which is fine, except for kids in Minnesota generally don't play football. They play hockey.

The games have been close recently, but it has made watching them excruciating. Watching the Gophers punter drop the ball and flail around haplessly in 2005 was the worst sports memories of my life. It felt like drinking a shot of Bailey's to chase a shot of Jose Quervo. I just wanted to vomit. But sports are about hoping for something different and I'll always remain hopeful. So Badger fans go eat some cheese, choke on a brat and try and remember the good old days when Brett Favre was your QB because the AXE is going east this year!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Wagering on Football


There are a few things I've been doing since as long as I can remember; sleeping naked, picking my nose, playing video games and betting on football games.

I've been betting something on football games since the first time I watched a game. It started out with my step dad saying 'if the Viking's win, we can get dairy queen'. Of course he wanted Dairy Queen more than I did, so he only did that in games they were heavy favorites. But that parlayed into him explaining what the number next to the teams represented in the newspaper. Then we took it a step further, we'd each pick all the games every week, and the person who picked the most correct games, would win 5 bucks at the end of the year.

Soon that moved into me betting football cards and lunch money on all football games. In junior high I bet a friend on a Monday night football game that if team X won, he'd have to wear a Herschel Walker jersey to school the next day. Which doesn't sound all that bad, but Walker had been a huge bust for the Vikings and had moved on a few seasons before then. He actually gave me some money at lunch and said he couldn't handle wearing it the rest of the day.

I never used a bookie, but I did make small wagers with friends and during every trip to Vegas. But then came internet gambling. I had been a huge fan of online poker, but online sports books took it to the next level. I bet during every week in football and I have for probably 6 or 7 years. Do I have a problem you ask?

What constitutes a problem? I've always wagered within my means. I make enough money that I could bet 50-100 a game, but I actually only bet 15 a game unless I really like it than I'll go up to 50, but that only happens once or twice a year. Plus, I've been successful. Last year I lost 75, but the year prior I was pulled in 300. Since I've been an adult, I've never stolen for gambling money, nor have I spent Lucy's college money (even though I joke about it). It actually seems like one of my more reasonable hobbies. It is step above drinking German beer and way ahead of video games.


Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Lazy Bastard

I'm sure you've been dedicatedly checking this blog waiting for the lazy blogger to start posting again. Well, I'm making an effort to start posting on a regular basis. I still have a bunch of drunken stories I've yet to share, so I put some of those up while covering some politics and gambling.

So you ask, what the heck have you been doing with yourself all this time? Aside from being a new dad, I've become addicted to the stupidest game on the internet called What If Sports Gridiron Dynasty. It's sort of like college fantasy football, but for bigger nerds.

And of course, I've been gambling. This college football season has been a disaster for me, but the NFL has saved my ass. I'll explain more later.